Total Medals Earned: 13,182 (From 1,993 different games.) Total Medal Score: 238,385 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (55/150 points)
Read about Christine
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Win the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/500 points)
Get on a magazine cover!
Survive one assassination attempt!
Get re-elected once! (Real)
Get a statue!
Get re-elected once! (Fake)
Survive two assassination attempts!
Get re-elected twice! (Real)
Get re-elected twice! (Fake)
Survive three assassination attempts!
Get re-elected thrice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (115/165 points)
Buy the angry cube for 25 points
Buy the greedy cube for 50 points
Buy the chunky cube for 50 points
Buy the mike cube for 75 points
Buy the yppah cube for 100 points
Buy the cyclops cube for 150 points
Buy the PAIN cube for 300 points
Have 500 total points
Get a highscore of 150
Medals Earned: 13/15 (190/300 points)
View the credits
Donate to charity
Read the instructions
Freedom of speech!
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/235 points)
First steps
Return to another world
Kill the king
Solve reel puzzle
Find a face
Solve puzzle for 15 sec
Complete the game again
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Win the game!
Lose the game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/115 points)
Lose a game
Look at the credits
End a game with 1 point