Total Medals Earned: 16,075 (From 2,257 different games.) Total Medal Score: 298,675 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Pop the balloon!
Feed it!
Feed the penguin!
Solve the word puzzle
Escape!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/50 points)
Lose!
Enter Yak Rage.
Win the game.
Engage Trickster Mode.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
You generated a ban message!
Sometimes, we all want a bit of quiet time.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (110/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Get the "best" ending
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Medals Earned: 10/18 (120/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/19 (25/475 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
Medals Earned: 10/12 (450/450 points)
beat first bos
beat sexond bo0s
beat princess-goblin-queen
die
skip intro
beat game WITHOUT dying