Total Medals Earned: 16,793 (From 2,349 different games.) Total Medal Score: 318,790 Points
Medals Earned: 24/24 (500/500 points)
Completed level 1
Completed level 2
Completed level 3
Completed level 4
Completed level 5
Completed level 6
Completed level 7
Completed level 8
Completed level 9
Completed level 10
Completed level 11
Completed level 12
Completed level 13
Completed level 14
Completed level 15
Completed level 16
Completed level 17
Completed level 18
Completed level 19
Completed level 20
Completed level 21
Completed level 22
Completed level 23
Completed level 24 and the whole game, you absolute madlad
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Start playing
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
Die without busting through a wall
Beat the game and Unlock "ENDLESS MODE". Busting through all those walls probably crippled Jill in some way...
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/215 points)
You're just getting started
Gotta go harder on the Captchas
You're finally halfway there
You finally beat ReCaptcha and played the true game
Medals Earned: 5/5 (155/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/40 points)
Pass chapter 1
Pass chapter 2
Pass chapter 3
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (115/115 points)
Complete the first mission.
Complete the second mission.
Complete the third mission.
Complete the final mission.